About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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