You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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