I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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