I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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