People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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