I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I touched a dick in church today
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OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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