i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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