she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
