why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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