As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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