what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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