saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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