ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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