i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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