you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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