ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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