So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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