You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She bit a glass in half.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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