I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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