after a month anything with tits is on the radar
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
a search helicopter?!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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