There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You should frame my arrest warrant.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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