if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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