I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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