Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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