it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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