Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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