Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He has the fingertips of a God
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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