i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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