Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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