I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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