how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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