fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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