Fuck appropriateness.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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