Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Girls should come with a carfax report
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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