I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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