So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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