Im at strip club and am horny
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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