I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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