Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
