My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
