is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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