i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
