"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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