just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I will pee on everything he values.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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