Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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