New low: just hacked my moms facebook
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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