i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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