And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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