Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
