thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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