And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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